Erin Interviews Me.

January 31, 2009

Erin did this Interview meme thing. I’m not usually all about memes, but I wanted in on it. Thus, I had her interview me, here’s how it works:

  1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”
  2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
  3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
  4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
  5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

And here are Erin’s questions and my answers:

You recently started blogging again after a bit of a hiatus. What made you decide to come back?

In one sentence: I missed it.

I stopped blogging in the spring of last year. At that point in my life, I wasn’t really doing much of interest. I had just moved to Hamilton and started my job, which is in Guelph. This made for a commute of about an hour, twice a day, plus the nine hour day at work. It didn’t leave me with much energy at the end of the day to do anything other than sleep, which is what I usually did about an hour or two after getting home each night, and the weekends were spent recovering from the week that had just passed. It was a pretty boring existence that didn’t really necessitate blogging.

It took me until probably the middle of the summer to start fitting the rest of my life back into my schedule and getting into the swing of things. I’m doing more at night, and there’s barely a weekend that passes where I don’t do something ‘exciting’. I think the return was partially motivated by an ability to share some of my ‘exciting’ moments with others that I know.

I’m sure there’s other motivations as well. I feel that there’s a little bit of a need to feel hooked into my online friends, most of whom were at one point mostly offline friends. I haven’t really met a ton of people since the move, and as such, staying connected with the people I already know is quite important to me.

I know you’re a pretty big music lover, if you had to choose only one band to listen to forever, what would it be and why?

Well, let’s look at the criteria:

  • The band or artist needs to have a fairly large catalog. One CD just isn’t going to cut it.
  • They need to have depth and range. I get bored really easy, so different styles are a must.
  • Lyrics shouldn’t be overly simple.
  • Not too angsty. Angst is good in small doses, but if I’m stuck with one band forever, I expect a whole range of emotional content.

Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam

Eddie Vedder of Pearl Jam

Because I’m currently sorting my music collection, and I’m currently at E, my mind immediately went to Emm Gryner, Elvis Costello, and Dar Williams, followed quickly by other favourites like MxPx and the Juliana Theory. But despite their fabulousness, they’re not who I picked. Emm Gryner and Dar Williams, despite wonderful lyrics and beautiful songs, don’t have a love song between them, or a lot of stylistic range (although Emm Gryner’s cover of Crazy Train is totally badass). Elvis Costello’s got a lot of stylistic range throughout the years, but I find that his music bores me really quickly. MxPx, despite their good coverage of emotions, does not have very good lyrics. Fun lyrics, but not much depth to them. The Juliana Theory has quality but not quantity. Who is it then?

Seattle’s finest. The one and only, Pearl Jam. I know it’s no surprise to those closest to me. I’ve seen them four times now, and I’d go again tomorrow with no hesitation. Let’s go through the criteria:

  • Large Catalog: Check. Even if you don’t count the live bootlegs, they have eight studio albums spanning fifteen years of rock music. That’s pretty great, especially considering the longevity of most bands these days.
  • Depth and range in styles. Hells yeah. Ten is all grunged out, and on Riot Act, Eddie plays the ukulale on a number of tracks. They kick ass plugged in and cranked to eleven, or all acousticy. And they are incredible live, and I’ve decided that since this is a hypothetical island, the band I pick gets to hang out with me on said island. And thus, I add to the criteria: must be hot. Check.
  • Awesome lyrics. Indeed, their lyrics are awesome. And they cover some excellent songs, which just adds to the collection. Ever hear their cover of Harvest Moon? Pretty. Also, they have this one song called Bugs which is just completely cracked out.
  • Not too much angst. Well, there is a lot of angst in the Pearl Jam catalog, I will admit… but I don’t care. And there are certainly exceptions. Also, have you heard Crazy Mary? When you can do angst that well, who cares?

Also, since Pearl Jam covers so many different songs, and since they’re now stuck on the hypothetical island due to my being a maverick and changing the question, they can cover whatever songs I want them to. Like Almighty Love by Emm Gryner

You’re getting married!! If cost and other real life things were not issues, what would your dream wedding look like?

Honestly, I was never one of those girls who dreamed of the perfect wedding. Instead, let me act all mavericky by changing the question again, and tell you about my wedding plans.

I’m going to marry this guy. We’ve been together for a little over five years, and we totally rock. We have a date set, March 13, 2010, which is in about a year. We picked the thirteenth because we wanted to get married on pi day, which is actually march 14th, but the 13th is really close. Also, it’s a prime number and Alan likes primes, and thirteen is my favourite number and it’s exactly six months before my birthday.

The ceremony will be in the newly constructed Camlachie United Church, where I went as a child. The minister is picked, and she is a young woman who works at Five Oaks and is a lot of fun. I’m going to have three bridesmaids, my friends Kathryn, Courtney and Melissa. March 13th, incidentally, is Kathryn’s birthday.

We don’t know for certain where the reception will be, but it will either be in Camlachie or Forest.
This is the dress I currently want. We’re going to get a knock-off of the style from China through eBay, which will save us about $700. It will be a base colour of ivory and the sash thing will be either Cherry red or a deep blue. We’re going to probably get the UCW or a similar group to serve the dinner, and there will probably be between 100 and 150 people at the reception. We’re still figuring that part out. The reception will be a fairly standard one, but there will be no Macarena. Because that would make my ears bleed, and nobody wants to see a bride with bleeding ears. We will not be having a wedding cake, we will be having pie, since it is Pi day eve and all… Since it is Kathryn’s birthday, we will have birthday cake for her.

That’s all we’ve got. Ideally, I would prefer no wedding showers because I think it’s a ritual that it past its time, and feels a little greedy. The most stressful part of the process to this point has been dealing with my mom, who is very enthusiastic about planning things and wanting to help.

We still have a lot of plans to make, but I think we have a good framework.

Show me your favourite picture photographed by you.

OK.

Fence Railing and Creek above Tew's Falls

Fence Railing and Creek above Tew's Falls


I took it this fall. I don’t have a lot to say about the picture, but I really like that there’s water and leaves in it.

What is the #1 thing you would do with a paradox free time machine?

The thing with regular time travel, is that it’s fraught with so many bad television and film references, not to mention peril. I would not want to be like Marty McFly and start to fade away when Griff gets all handsy. Nor would I want to be like Rose Tyler, who rips a wound in time by holding herself. The Doctor also had to decide whether or not to cause the eruption of Vesuvius and bury the city of Pompeii in volcanic ash. Despite these threats, it’s okay to change your own diapers, like Claire Bennet does when she goes back to the 80s. Philip J Fry does the ‘nasty in the pasty’ and becomes his own grandfather, and Dave Lister one-ups that by making himself his own father. There’s also a new CBC show called Being Erica, which explores one woman’s trips to the past to right her wrong mistakes, inhabiting her future self in the attempts to fix her current situations.

Paradox-free time travel takes care of all these issues. No worries about killing your own grandfather, no worries about causing something worse than Hitler to come into the world. I think, given the chance, I would like to create some kind of ridiculous dinosaur turducken. Why? Because it would sure confuse the archaeologists.

There you have it, folks. Hope you got through it all. Now, if you want me to interview you, let me know by leaving a comment.

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New Theme

January 30, 2009

Well, I got one of my New Year’s Resolutions Goals taken care of. Also, I change the name of the blog to make it more geeky.

Hope you like it. Expect actual content tomorrow morning.

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Foundation And Empire

January 29, 2009

Isaac Asimov - Foundation And Empire

Isaac Asimov - Foundation And Empire

Isaac Asimov
1952

Foundation And Empire picks up from the story told in the first Foundation, with the Foundation kicking galaxy periphery ass, and the remains of the old Empire crumbling slowly. This book happens in two distinct parts.

The first half of the book is a narrative about the war between the old Empire and the Foundation. It flows the same sort of way the first book does, though the narrative is more detailed, taking in roughly half the book rather than the 25 to 30 pages that Foundation used in each of its stories. It may not surprise you to find out that due to the inevitable course of psycho-history as predicted by the great Hari Seldon, the Foundation won the war. I guess the slight twist was that this victory was despite the utter failures of the two protagonists, which was rather amusing.

At this point, I was a little wary of starting the second half of the book. The premise of reading more stories where anything a character does has no effect on the eventual outcome was starting to wear a little thin.

The second part of the book takes an about-face with a new mysterious individual that is not accounted for in the Seldon plan: The Mule. It follows a newly married couple, Bayta and Torin, as they harbor The Mule’s runaway clown through the realm of the Foundation. Bayta and Torin witness all of the catastrophes of the war, including the fall of the Foundation’s home planet, the fall of Torin’s home planet, and the eventual spread of The Mule’s influence all the way to the center of the galaxy, Trantor. Bayta and Torin realize that in order to save the galaxy, they must contact the only group they think capable of stopping The Mule: The Second Foundation.

This second tale is a lot more riveting than the first. For the first time you see people reacting out of emotional motivations rather than blind ambition, and it is a nice change. I saw the big reveal at the end of the book coming from a long way off, but it was satisfying when it came. My favorite character, Bayta, was multi-dimensional and a strong woman.

Overall, I would absolutely recommend this book to others. I am looking forward to the next book, Second Foundation

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Snow Day

January 28, 2009

I proclaimed the second half of today a snow day. I made it home safely in two hours, and have been working on my new blog theme most of the afternoon and evening. It’s looking nice, but it’s definitely not ready for prime time yet. It’s sort of funny that I have not been blogging much because I’m working on blog stuff.

This weekend, Alan and I went to Windsor for a weekend of hanging out with university friends and gaming. It was interesting. We stayed with friends of our who are about to have a baby, and another couple came by with their two month old. Since I wasn’t playing Left 4 Dead, I was hanging out with them, and I can honestly say that I have no interest in babies at this point in my life. I went to work out at the gym I used to work at, which was nice, and Alan and I went out for lunch with my Aunt and her partner. All in all, it was a pretty nice weekend.

I’ve been reading some new blogs as of late, and when I get a bit more time to write, I’ll talk a bit about them. Until then, I hope all two of my readers are having a great day.

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Things I Loved Last Week: Week #3

January 18, 2009

January 11, 2009 – January 17, 2009

Dinner With The Parentses
On Sunday, Alan and I went to London and had dinner with my parents and Alan’s mom. My mom really wanted to meet Alan’s parents. Alan’s dad was unable to come, but half is better than nobody. We went to a place called Bernie’s Bar & Grill, and the food was excellent. It was a good day for driving, and everyone got there and back safely. I had been a little apprehensive about the meal but it turns out my concerns were unfounded.

Showing JavaScript who’s boss.
On Tuesday at work, I kicked JavaScript ass. Spending all day on JavaScript code often makes me want to throw our test laptop across the room, but on Tuesday, I made JavaScript my bitch. In general, I’m finding JavaScript easier to write, with the exception of browser irregularities, which are the bane of all of us who make our money in web design. Not that I consider myself a web designer, I am totally a PHP programmer. There’s a huge difference. Sometimes I wish I was more graphically capable, but you can’t be everything to everyone. Charming, beautiful and awesome at PHP is enough for me…

Making it to the gym every day.
Most work days, I wake up at 5 am with the intent of leaving around 5:30 so I can be in Guelph in time to do an early morning workout. That rarely happens. This week, however, I made it to the gym before work every day. In addition to that, I also went after work on Monday and Wednesday. Right now, I’m only doing 45 minutes of cardio on an elliptical machine, but it’s a good start.

Finishing the first chapter of the Zend book
I have been inching my way through the Zend PHP 5 Certification Study Guide, and it is very dull. I didn’t really learn much in the first chapter, but I know I need to go back later and look at error reporting and handling in PHP 4. It’s something I’ve never really used, and because I develop in PHP 5 now, I use Java-style exceptions and use try/catch blocks instead. The next chapter is on arrays, which are both awesome and terrible in PHP. Awesome, because you can use any random string as a key, and terrible for the same reason.

The Emm Gryner concert
I already blogged about it, but I just wanted to reiterate that it was indeed awesome. Also awesome was hanging out with Courtney. We talked for like 30 minutes about the badness that is IE 6, and about how engineers shouldn’t design websites, and just in general talked shop. It’s nice to have someone around who feels your pain every once in a while.

This has been a pretty good week. It feels like I was really busy, but I managed to get everything done that I wanted to. In addition, I had a lot of fun and feel like I had a lot of energy, especially after the previous week’s head cold badness. And I got to go to a fun concert, and hang out with good friends.

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